No cached green dots.
Most status pages show you a screenshot of confidence. This one runs the checks in your browser, against the real endpoints, every time you load it. What you see below happened just now — from where you're sitting.
Three systems, accounted for.
The website and the waitlist intake are checked live against their real endpoints. The engine runs in private beta behind closed doors, so it reports the honest label — monitored internally, not pinged publicly.
The marketing site and every page on it. Checked by fetching a real asset from the CDN — if you're reading this, it had better be up.
The pipe between the signup form and the system of record. Checked by calling the live intake endpoint and verifying it answers correctly.
Market maps, teardowns, gap analyses, and 90-day plans. Private beta — no public endpoint to ping yet, monitored internally by the founding team.
When it breaks, it gets written up.
Public history begins June 2026. Any incident worth your attention gets a postmortem here — what happened, why, and what changed so it doesn't happen twice. No "intermittent issues for some users" euphemisms.
Nothing on record.
No incidents reported since monitoring began. When one happens — and eventually one will — the honest version gets published here.